Yep. Here we are. It’s been a LONG week! I am sure you are wondering “what the heck is going on?” Well, here it is.
Gunther and I are living together. Well, sort of. We have seperate rooms. But not only that…we are in STARLIGHT SHORES! Can you believe it? How did I end up from Neverglade to Sunset Valley to here in just a matter of weeks?
Well, here is the story…
Apparently, Gunther has decided to pursue his lifelong dream of being a magician. He has no clue about styling or anything, so I am basically his stylist. He is paying all of the living expenses…sort of. He bought this awesome-ish house for us, and now we just have to find a way to pay everything else. I’m not real sure what happened with Cornelia, but I have a feeling it’s not really a good situation right now. Anyways, that is not of any real concern to me, because…well…
Things progressed rather quickly. *ahem* Did I say separate bedrooms? :)
Gunther has mostly been all work and no play since we got here…he had a long way to go. I’m not real sure why he wanted to be a magician, when he has NO experience…but who am I to judge? :P
His first tries were complete fails. I’m not sure what he was trying to do, but it didn’t exactly work right. :P He liked to practice magic in his undies, so who am I to complain? *hehe*
Finally, one day, I guess he got it right. He was screaming for me to come into the living room…
At first I was like, WTF? Then he sort of impressed me…he pulled that coin from my ear! I kept asking him how he did it, but he would never tell me.
Finally, a few days later, he asked me to go out to the park with him - he was ready to perform for the public!
The first person we came up to was…this girl…
The weird looking girl was impressed! :D Gunther was so happy! He then set out a jar and started performing various tricks. Some were ok, some were…iffy.
But doesn’t he look so cute?? Even in his clown suit? :P If I had a dollar, I would have given it to him! *hehe* He didn’t make any tips that day, but I think he just needs the Jolie touch to make him into something amazing. That’s what I am here for after all, isn’t it?
Well, that and cooking.
Real pancakes! It was brought to my attention from a *certain reader* last time that the “pancakes” I made were actually waffles. Don’t hate because I grew up with someone doing all of the cooking for me. :P Same thing, one just has those little holes, right? :D
After my fab breakfast, I helped Gunther choose a new outfit for his “show.” He was very grateful! ;)
heismarriedheismarriedheismarried. I know, it didn’t stop me before, but I must control myself…I don’t want bad things to happen.
Anyways, it is time for me to introduce The Illustrious Goth (that’s the stage name we came up with for him. He didn’t like my original ideas - Sir Glitter, the Magnificent and Master Razmatazz. Those are great names to me!)
So, without further ado…
I think my makeover worked! Look at the people crowded around him, he was such a hit! He made a few hundred dollars in tips that night. We can DEFINITELY use those!
After that successful night, Illustrious G decided to go to the park and audition for a gig!
HE GOT IT!! *squeals!*
(not that I am surprised, or anything…he IS amazing!)
He said he couldn’t wait to get home to tell me about it! I was so excited…maybe we can get some furniture to put in this empty house! :P
We decided to go out and celebrate! Karaoke bar here we come!
We had so much fun! I know we sounded horrible…but that’s ok, right?
Well, until these dumbasses came by:
I wanted to kick that one guy’s ass…but Gunther stopped me. Apparently, he is the proprietor of the place, and I would hate to do anything to cause Gunther to have trouble getting gigs. Oh well, we aren’t singers…is that such a bad thing? *lol*
The next day, it was time to start the ol’ grind. I easily got a job at the salon here in Starlight.
Then this dumbass started yelling at me. IDGAF if he DOES own the place, he doesn’t own me! Apparently, that was HIS client, and he claims I was trying to steal her. WTF? I can’t help if she asked me for advice!
And then, the other clients that came in there were less than desirable…
I would have thought that people in this town would have been more stylish…but the people who come in this salon are so conservative…this just isn’t my scene at all…
I don’t think I will be coming back…
I feel like I have an idea.
I am having so much fun with Showtime! :) When J had so much interest in Gunther in Sunset Valley, I just knew he was perfect for the magician career. I am in love with them. <3